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  1. ShipOfTheseus

    25/26 Injury and illness thread

    I’m 50/50 on whether there is a common factor at work here, anything from recruitment, through recovery and treatment protocols, to the retractable pitch, or whether this is just what at least one club should expect if injury is distributed across clubs according to normal probabilities, and...
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    Xavi Simons

    Interesting about the distaff side. The women only play a few matches a year on the retractable pitch, of course.
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    *** The official 2025/26 Premier League thread ***

    We need Woolwich to win, unfortunately. Otherwise they’ll have lost all interest by the time they play Stratford.
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    Perhaps a direct threat to his family from RDZ?
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    We could get relegated with the highest points ever at this rate! COYS! Edit - oh, no, we can’t. Foiled by Crystal Palace, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    We won a game of football.
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    Get in!
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    What a load of rubbish. We’ll be going down two seasons in a row at this rate.
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    That’ll be the 3:00 blackout.
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    They should put the floodlights on, this is ridiculous.
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    The *WHEN* we go down thread

    I’d expect all three at that price. Maybe pasta and ice cream too.
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    Club seeking to hire performance psychologist

    Perhaps we’ve had mental performance coaches before, but we’ve realised that now we need one unafraid to use dark powers, like Kevin Eldon’s evil hypnotist at the smoking cessation clinic in Big Train, or indeed like Wendy Rhoades in Billions.
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    My rates are reasonable. I also do bar mitzvahs.
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    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers, Molineux, Sat 25th April, 3pm - ***

    I don’t see what Wolves would have to gain from us being in the Championship with them. 0-3.
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    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton, White Hart Lane, Sat April 18th, 5.30pm***

    Did you mean socks?
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    *** The official 2025/26 Premier League thread ***

    Might go back to the snooker now then.
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    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton, White Hart Lane, Sat April 18th, 5.30pm***

    That was a real dog-kicker of a match. Probably a fair bit to like about all that if calm and perspective ever return, but now is not the time.
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    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton, White Hart Lane, Sat April 18th, 5.30pm***

    Maddison on the bench just to make everyone happy, presumably, he won’t come on.
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    World Cup 2026: Mexico, USA and Canada

    The laws of the game state that half-time is 15 minutes, after which point the referee is entitled to send off Chris Martin, his poxy entourage, and whoever else is illegitimately on the pitch. This would all make the final worth watching.
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    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton, White Hart Lane, Sat April 18th, 5.30pm***

    Ffs. He’s not always good, but we’re only good when he’s making things happen.
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