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  1. scaramanga

    Liverpool thread

    Imagine being such a scumbag even Chelsea wanted rid
  2. scaramanga

    Liverpool thread

    I'd imagine he feels he can because, like most of us, it's happened to him. He probably did what the rest of us did - just get the fudge on with it.
  3. scaramanga

    Liverpool thread

    That was obvious when he was at Chelsea.
  4. scaramanga

    The Cricket Thread

    I can't comprehend how we're making such average bowlers look like world beaters. Starc is Starc and will threaten any batsman, but the rest? It's ridiculous.
  5. scaramanga

    *** The official 2025/26 Premier League thread ***

    Bit early for the collapsing like a gutless bunch of fannies part of the season isn't it?
  6. scaramanga

    Championship and EFL Football

    Anyone ever seen a match postponed after someone in the crowd is unwell? Delayed, yes but postponed? Charlton v Portsmouth was postponed today after someone got stretchered out of the place. Charlton have also been complaining about having a lot of injuries at the moment. Who chooses to...
  7. scaramanga

    *** The official 2025/26 Premier League thread ***

    He's a modern day Le Tissier. Great in a small club where the only tactic is to give him the ball. Lacked Le Tissier's sense to avoid being shown up at a proper club.
  8. scaramanga

    Politics, politics, politics (so long and thanks for all the fish)

    She could have spent the entire video drooling and bricking herself and having been PM would still be less ridiculous than anyone having given David Lammy any sort of responsibility whatsoever.
  9. scaramanga

    American politics

    No, I converted the space under my stairs into wine storage. But if I take out the bottles that are for sharing, I could probably fit under there with the rest of my wine and be blissfully happy for a few days.
  10. scaramanga

    Politics, politics, politics (so long and thanks for all the fish)

    Coincidentally, YouGov were asking this afternoon how people define poverty. Clearly I'm not the only one who thinks that relative "poverty" is fudging flimflam. Relative poverty, by the way, is an annual salary of £22k or £1.8k per month.
  11. scaramanga

    Christmas Party Season

    It's only fairly recently become Belmond, I think. It's also Raymond's last year before he retires so will be good to give him a send off. Depends. This one is very small for obvious reasons. We usually have one for office staff at the Rose Bowl or somewhere similar where everyone can have a...
  12. scaramanga

    Christmas Party Season

    Le Manoir Monday night. Unfortunately they stick some silly carol service thing in between all the nice food and wine. I used to stand outside and smoke for that bit, not sure what I'll do now I'm old and not allowed to do anything fun any more.
  13. scaramanga

    The Cricket Thread

    Can't (shouldn't) use a red ball under lights. White balls don't last that many overs.
  14. scaramanga

    The Cricket Thread

    One of the kids teams I coach uses a pink ball which is a similar make up to the one they're using in Australia. (At least, much nearer that than a Dukes ball). It's horrible to try and get it to do anything. They don't swing properly, they don't seem properly - that's why everyone's using the...
  15. scaramanga

    American politics

    No need to get more wine. Just have a really large wine cellar that's large enough to live in for a couple of days as a fallout shelter.
  16. scaramanga

    Israel Gaza

    Clearly it doesn't matter how long I'm here or not here for, I'll be entitled free in that tiny mind of yours the whole time. Probably time you found a new obsession.
  17. scaramanga

    Israel Gaza

    You're right. But if they're to properly protect us against terrorists (who follow no rules or laws whatsoever) it's a little naive to think they can do so staying entirely clean.
  18. scaramanga

    Canning Town Bingo Club

    Anyone checked for large bets on that result?
  19. scaramanga

    Politics, politics, politics (so long and thanks for all the fish)

    Am I allowed to call him a spastic or is that offensive again? Can't keep up.
  20. scaramanga

    American politics

    Come on, you need to approach this far more seriously than than. You'll need to sort out your collection from best to worst. Start with the best ones and end up on the worse ones once you're a few bottles in.
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