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  1. mudshark

    The Official 2019/20 Premier League Thread

    Man U leapfrog us; Wolves only a point behind. Everton will be too if they win this.
  2. mudshark

    Tanguy Ndombele

    Great name for the team. Like Mourinho's Medevacs or José's Johnnies-in-a-plastercast.
  3. mudshark

    Jose Mourinho - SACKED

    I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with these ready-made excuses about fuel etc. that he keeps handing the players. I'm afraid I see only further half-hearted shifts filled with more coasting and jogging at the end of that road.
  4. mudshark

    OMT: Mighty Spurs vs Chelscumski

    I think he's decided to focus on his career renting himself out as a human deck-chair on Caribbean cruises. Only because it's marginally more interesting than punditry.
  5. mudshark

    OMT: Mighty Spurs vs Chelscumski

    The @ keys will be getting given a rest today.
  6. mudshark

    OMT: Mighty Spurs vs Chelscumski

    Probably got a 3 for the price of 2 coupon at Pizza Hut.
  7. mudshark

    OMT: Mighty Spurs vs Chelscumski

    Us? Selected for TV's early game away at the bluescum, and with the chance to leapfrog them into 4th spot with a win? With our reputation? I think we know the way this is going.
  8. mudshark

    OMT: Mighty Spurs vs Chelscumski

    3-0 Spurs, an entire royal menagerie of animal noises detected in the crowd by our players, the rinds of several exotic fruits spotted being hurled vigorously to the floor and personal messages from Elvis and Lord Lucan.
  9. mudshark

    Giovani Lo Celso

    None of them are as clever a finisher as Kane, which is why our shots-on-target graphic often shows virtually everything going straight at the middle of the goal. Not generally the way to get joy at this level.
  10. mudshark

    Football Trivia Question of the Day

    Arse Wolves Us Liverpool
  11. mudshark

    OMT***SpursVSKrebsverursachtstimulans(RB)Leipzig***OMT

    @milo Lo Celso. Standout. Winks and Sánchez close.
  12. mudshark

    OMT***SpursVSKrebsverursachtstimulans(RB)Leipzig***OMT

    Lo Celso's good.
  13. mudshark

    OMT***SpursVSKrebsverursachtstimulans(RB)Leipzig***OMT

    It's Norman Wisdom.
  14. mudshark

    OMT***SpursVSKrebsverursachtstimulans(RB)Leipzig***OMT

    Manuel!
  15. mudshark

    OMT***SpursVSKrebsverursachtstimulans(RB)Leipzig***OMT

    "Got to take more risks, Tottenham..." Preferably not just by heading the ball directly up in the air in your own penalty area though.
  16. mudshark

    OMT***SpursVSKrebsverursachtstimulans(RB)Leipzig***OMT

    SchiCK. SchiCK. It's SchiCK.
  17. mudshark

    Football Trivia Question of the Day

    1 ? 2 Park Ji-Sung 3 Dwight Yorke 4 ? 5 Grobbelaar
  18. mudshark

    Football Trivia Question of the Day

    Norwich
  19. mudshark

    OMT - Spurs v Villa

    Both forward lines are mediocre; our defence is the shakier. I predict this is ending 3-2 to Villa.
  20. mudshark

    OMT - Spurs v Villa

    Son re-emerges.
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