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    The poo & guff thread...

    Had to stop off at three different service stations today to have a crap, went through the full repertoire of the bristol stool chart, my balloon knot feels like johnny cash's microphone
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    The poo & guff thread...

    Had no chance of a crap today untill now, am posting whilst on the crapper, as I just squeezed out four logs, about ten inches long a piece. I can feel a second wind coming too, and it reeks, feel like an empty shell after that
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    TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR VS CHELSEA - CAPITAL ONE CUP FINAL

    Ramon Vega to come off the bench to head home our only goal of the game
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    TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR VS CHELSEA - CAPITAL ONE CUP FINAL

    7-1 to chelsea seems about right
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    ***OMT: Tottenham Hotspur v West 'Am United - WHL, Sun 22nd Feb, KO - 12pm

    Lamela has loomed dodgey today
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    The poo & guff thread...

    A man after my own dump. I once had the same dilemma and can tell you the sounds my guts were making in the interview were like two turds going to war.
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    The poo & guff thread...

    I'm glad at this thread's mini revival as I can share my very own, very different mini revival in the bog this morning. After morning coffee I head sharpish to the bog as morning ritual dictates these days. The sordid coffee fueled crap comes out sweeter than the drink itself, nothing new, must...
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    The poo & guff thread...

    I hate when there is a queue for your bog when you are doing the deed. You don't feel as though you can get stuck in as much for fear of it being your boss listening in to see whether the way you brick is representative of how you would carry yourself in a boardroom
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    NLD Photoshop Challenge

    Was hoping to see some corkers to wind up the gooners, anybody with a good photo shop, lets be 'avin yoo!
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    Burning a man alive WTF

    Oh dear
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    2014/15 Lawro the Twunt says ...

    Super twunt loves the safe bets
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    OMT*******TOTTENHAM VS Ar5ena1***********

    For some reason can't get 1st link to work, but Alan Smith's 'best ever' link does
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    OMT*******TOTTENHAM VS Ar5ena1***********

    thought this might be worth a look, the worst NLD XI http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/Ar5ena1/11391736/North-London-derby-worst-ever-XI-in-pictures.html For even further amusement, there is also Alan Smith's best ever combined NLD XI here, though how biased it is is up for...
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    OMT *******TOTTENHAM VS WEST BROM ***********

    X
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    How rich are you?

    Would love to know the mechanics of this calculation, being in the top .1% doesn't seem right, surely that Is Rothschild territory
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    I'm not a boo-er but....

    I agree, disgusting to hear boos for a player we want to see score and win us the game
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    ** Tottenham Hotspur vs Sheffield United Capital One Cup Semi Final Second Leg OMT **

    Re: ** Tottenham Hotspur vs Sheffield United Capital One Cup Semi Final Second Leg OM May as well call the game off now, or get Tim back for the day, that would be swell, unlike this
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    The poo & guff thread...

    Saw that fantastic 'in behind enemy lines' account when poos go wrong, and thought of this thread. Especially having had a near pooy death experience (for my career) when there were no poo tickets left and had to stride around the toilet cubicles looking to relieve myself of the crappy mess from...
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    The poo & guff thread...

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    the Tim Sherwood man love thread

    It all smacks of a seedy little painter/decorator old boys network
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