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  1. FatBloke

    ***TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR vs Chelsea OMT***

    I've just seen the MotD highlights from their match against Brentford. Chelsea dominated possession (69%) and had plenty of chances - but their finishing was terrible. We absolutely shouldn't be underestimating them.
  2. FatBloke

    ***TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR vs Chelsea OMT***

    The best chants are the simple ones. "You can stuff your lemons up yer arse."
  3. FatBloke

    Cann we?

    I'm guessing he means Mahrez. The problem is that we don't currently have 2 real scorers! If Richi, Kulu or Johnson starts banging them in, great. Otherwise, I think we'd need a 30-goal season from Sonny to get anywhere close.
  4. FatBloke

    Cann we?

    Is anyone else getting annoyed by all the comments about the great Spurs double side getting 27 points from 9 games (or 30 from 10 now)? They didn't. It was 2 points for a win in those days.
  5. FatBloke

    Guglielmo Vicario

    That seems pretty fair. While Vicario seems a brilliant signing in hindsight, there were plenty (myself included) wondering why we were taking a punt on a relatively unknown young Italian when a decent keeper with Prem experience was available.
  6. FatBloke

    Guglielmo Vicario

    And even that would show good introspection. Regardless of his reasons, he seems an excellent mix of sense and passion. A real leader at the back.
  7. FatBloke

    Guglielmo Vicario

    Being a cynical old man, I view such quotes with a degree of suspicion. If taken at face value, on the other hand, one has to question why... Did Vicario see it as his chance to become long term #1 keeper at a major club? That'd imply a decent degree of footballing knowledge, knowing Lloris...
  8. FatBloke

    Luka Vuskovic

    Brexit, unfortunately. I guess not having freedom of movement means that he can't be employed in the UK until he's 18. I've not heard about this affecting other clubs -- like Chelsea and Emirates Marketing Project, who always seem to have plenty of foreigners in their youth setup, but it's probably just that I...
  9. FatBloke

    ***TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR vs Fulham OMT***

    Hopefully the modern one rather than the WW2 version.
  10. FatBloke

    ***TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR vs Fulham OMT***

    I'd much rather have Maddison in that space. Although given that it's Fulham, Hojbjerg and Sarr could be given licence to push up a lot further than usual. I'd be nervous of over-committing if Romero isn't available though.
  11. FatBloke

    Cristian Romero

    And there we have it. "Woo" or not, we've all seen how Spurs players seem to take ages to heal. It could be that this happens to every club, and we just pay more attention to our own...or it could be our physio room being run by Gooner clowns...or it could be down to those pesky lemons after...
  12. FatBloke

    Micky van de Ven

    I wonder if anyone below the age of 30 knows who he is? Seriously though, even if I was 18 again, I'm pretty sure no amount of training and diet would get me close to even an un-doped Ben Johnson. And I was always reasonably quick over 20 metres -- much less lardy than my online moniker might...
  13. FatBloke

    Micky van de Ven

    Fair point, and I agree that anyone can get quicker with the right coaching (especially if they've never had proper sprint training) but, if you're not a speedster by 18, I don't think you can become truly fast. Not to a level that would stand out against top level footballers, anyway.
  14. FatBloke

    Alejo Véliz

    LOVING this article about Veliz! "I remember one game, a very tricky away match against Lanus, the year when we finished third in the league. We were winning 2-1 when one of their strikers broke through alone. He ran from halfway, leaving our defenders behind, and looked certain to score. But...
  15. FatBloke

    James Maddison

    I don't think the percentages are relevant. We paid £10m less than we should have for Maddison, they paid £10m less for Winks. Everyone's happy except Norwich...and possibly the taxman!
  16. FatBloke

    Micky van de Ven

    You can't teach pace! There's something about his black boots as well. I think they make him look slower, which just adds to the deception.
  17. FatBloke

    James Maddison

    15% apparently, so quid pro quo'ing £10M would have saved Leicester £1.5M. Tidy. Guess there may have been some tax savings too, but I don't know how that works.
  18. FatBloke

    James Maddison

    You can argue that he was flattered by the players around him in the peak Poch team, but he still bossed midfield against Real -- the lad's got talent, just not quite enough to make a midfield pairing with Sissoko. With all sorts of random CMs going for way more than that, Winks for £10m is a...
  19. FatBloke

    Tottenham Hotspur Stadium - Licence To Stand

    Reminds me of my brand-conscious sister getting a hideous Lexus SUV. She really doesn't appreciate me calling it a Toyota.
  20. FatBloke

    Ivan Perisic

    Robbie Keane too :rolleyes:
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