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***OMT*** Tottenham...Thursday Night In Frankfurt

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Tony Galvin
Listen.

We've lost I don't know how many fudging games with 'the right OMT' in place complete with all the commas and 'proper' placements and Jeff fudging Goldblums and custards and Tom fudging Joneses. It's got us NOWHERE!

So if ever you needed proof that being GUNG-HO might actually be the ONLY way to get this motherfudger on Thursday across the line, then allow ME to offer that proof with a match-thread that highlights top geezers luxuriating in bathtubs! Oh, and one dressed as Henry VIII, because, well, Sid James was never photographed in a bathtub but if ever we needed the filth and lubrication his dirty cackle carried by the bucketload, well, it's NOW!
DON'T ask me why this sudden bolt of genius came to me now, I cannot explain the timing; what I CAN explain is that the LEGENDS in these bathtubs do not give one flying motherfudging fudge, they are just LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES and GOING FOR IT...audere est facering if you will!

I'm not going to name 'my starting 11' or any of that (you can all have at it if you want), let's just say the ones who get chosen need to take on the spirit of Bonds and Montanas and Bests and Dudes with the effervescence of James underpinning it all.

I know those bastards all read GG religiously, so gentlemen, THIS is my gift to YOU. Now go out there and actually do us fudging proud for once this season, all of you, and that includes YOU Ange.

Enough of this tomfoolery! Let's beat the bastards!

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This is it. Cometh the hour, cometh the Steff (ooer). This site has been crying out for Sid James as ‘Enery VIII in an OMT for ages. We’re gonna win and it’s solely because the OMT has come of age.

OR we’ll get stuffed and whimper back home and GG will implode on itself.
 
NickTB said:
This is it. Cometh the hour, cometh the Steff (ooer). This site has been crying out for Sid James as ‘Enery VIII in an OMT for ages. We’re gonna win and it’s solely because the OMT has come of age.

OR we’ll get stuffed and whimper back home and GG will implode on itself.
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I think we're past the point of implosion as most have just accepted that we're quite brick.

If we scrape though, it extends the pain and suffering, if we get knocked out it ends this wretched season and hopefully puts Ange out of his misery. The delusion is quite scary and like Poch towards the end, it’s just sad to see someone losing the plot. I don't think it does anyone's psyche any good to have to wade through their own flimflam in press conferences instead of doing the right thing and calling it what it is.

That said, brick teams have lucked out in cup competitions, so fudge it, let's dive into completely unearned positivity and hope for the best. I love having the chance to watch Spurs in Europe, it's easy to take it for granted and it might be the last chance for a while, so let's fudgein gooooooooooooo
 
Players/Manager will give it the big one about how ready we are for this

Within 2 mins we will concede
We will be three down at half time, not having had a shot

Last 10 minutes we will really try and score two, thus only just going out and leaving us all saying why didn't we play like this earlier

Seen it all before
 
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