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    U23s, Academy and Loanees

    I genuinely found that interesting and now feel compelled to join The Dull Men's Club.
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    Best home-grown XI of your lifetime

    I've always thought it odd that for a club that prides itself on attacking football, arguably two of our best five home-grown players have been centre-backs. Anyhoo, this idea is a direct copy of Gutter Boy's Best XI of your lifetime thread, only restricted to home-grown players, which makes it...
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    Best Spurs XI Of Your Lifetime

    I had this conversation with a Liverpool-supporting friend recently (who naturally assumed I'd go with Clemence as best GK; I quickly disabused him of that idea). He would not allow me Bale as a LB so I had to switch formation to accommodate WBs, which further necessitated fudging Mackay's...
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    U23s, Academy and Loanees

    I noticed when they started wearing them again but then I did not notice when they stopped wearing them after that. Flares at a wedding are OK, but kilts ...
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    U23s, Academy and Loanees

    I've seen this at a couple of weddings recently and I've not been sure whether it is because the people have not been able to afford a pair of dress shoes or they are making a fashion statement. The former excuse probably does not apply to the footie players pictured above.
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    Transfer thread

    This is where I came in ... If I convert millions to thousands, players are now changing hands for the sort of money they used to back when I first started following the game. Have we had the first billion-pound footballer yet? Is his name Francis Trevor?
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    Mohammed Kudus

    One Mohammed Kudus There's only one Mohamme Kudus ...
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    Pre Season 2025

    Like most people, when I was young, I wanted to be a professional footballer, but that looks like a lot of hard work, so I think I made the right decision (it had nothing to do with a lack of talent or being built like Bryan Gil's weedy younger brother).
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    Levy's Plan

    Very droll. This sounds similar to my own system. Instead of doing the lottery every week, I have put £5 away in a Levy-bank. After 31 years, I now have enough money for a deposit on a flat in Bruce Grove. Unfortunately, I don't want to live in Bruce Grove and neither does number one son.
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    ENIC

    Anyway, ENIC ... I shall manfully resist the urge to point out the difference between uninterested and disinterested, spurn the chance to assert Modric's place in the pantheon of great PL midfielders and forgo the chance to blame it all on Don Revie to point out the thread you want is this one...
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    Tottenham Hotspur 2025 Europa League Winners !!!!!!!

    Yeah, the norm - at least in the FA Cup - was for the captain to be first in line, collect the cup - the other players lined up behind the captain would pause at this point - and then he'd turn to face the crowd, and raise the cup. To be honest, I prefer this to the more synchronised...
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    Jamie Donley

    That sounds like a description of Trevor Brooking.
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    If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you - Groucho

    If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you - Groucho
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    Things we hate about modern football

    That's one gripe resolved. Just 2,011 more to go.
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    ENIC

    But we have a perfectly good cheese room.
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