what do you do when

[Danishfurniturelover]

You have an erection in the night and you wake up with it but you need to tinkle?

Instead of going in the ensuite i use the bathroom and tomorrow morning i will blame it on the lad, swear to GHod i just had a tinkle and it gone everywhere but in the bowl so some hit the window which is quite a feat as it is on the other side of the room.

Still have my erection as well.

 

[Superted]

Sit down and tuck the old fella under the rim.

 

[southstand1882]

Flick the end of your bell next time

Old nurses trick

 

[Danners9]

I tinkle in the sink. It's at the right height to stand and aim. Much less bending required and it's my sink that only I use.

 

[El Guepardo]

Almost as bad as those times when you go for a tinkle and get dual stream. That destroys everything!

 

[DHSF]

I toss it off

then tinkle

then sleep

You fudger

 

[Skinhead in a Suit]

tinkle in the shower. Use the shower to rinse all traces of evidence. Then knock one out.

 

[Gordinho]

tinkle in the shower. Use the shower to rinse all traces of evidence. Then knock one out.

Masturbate before urinating, then use the tinkle to purge your pipes.

 

[Skinhead in a Suit]

Masturbate before urinating, then use the tinkle to purge your pipes.

Good point. Why waste a perfectly good boner!