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True Lad this bloke !!!!

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Johnny nice-tits
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/28/doctor-fights-shark-stitches-up-leg

New Zealander James Grant stabs predator with a knife to get free, swims ashore, sutures wounds and goes to pub for a beer

A junior doctor has recounted how he fended off a shark attack and stitched up his own wound on the beach before enjoying a pint of beer at a nearby pub.

James Grant was spearfishing with friends near Colac Bay at the base of New Zealand’s South Island on Saturday when he was attacked by what he believed was a sevengill shark.

The 24-year-old was in about 2 metres (6ft) of murky water when he felt a tug on his leg, which he initially thought was a friend playing a trick on him. "I looked behind to see who it was and got a bit of a shock," he told Radio New Zealand.

He didn't see the shark and had no idea how big it was, he said, adding that he thought it could have been about 20cm (8in) across the jaw. However, he felt no fear. "[I thought] bugger, now I have to try and get this thing off my leg," he said.

He already had a knife in his hand and stabbed at the shark. "I am not sure how effective it was. I guess it let go so something must have happened. put a few nicks in it."

He quickly made it on to rocks on the shore, where he took off the wetsuit – borrowed from a friend – and saw bites up to 5cm long.

Grant gave himself stitches using a first aid kit he kept in his vehicle for pig hunts. He and his friends then went to the Colac Bay Tavern, where he was given a bandage because he was dripping blood on the floor.
The stitching was finished off when he went to Invercargill hospital, where he was back at work on Monday.

“It would have been great if I had killed it because there was a fishing competition on at the Colac Bay Tavern,” Grant told Stuff.co.nz.

“I am pretty grateful to have my leg still,” he said. “When the stitches come out, I will be back in the water.”
 
madness, and you have to respect his response

but, coming a day after the announced shark cull in Australia it does **** me off a bit, if someone in Australia goes into the natural habitat of a croc they are pronounced a dumbass who deserves what they get, a few people get hurt invading the natural habitat of a shark and they send out armed men to hunt them
 
Now THIS is a true lad;

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In all seriousness, I bow to anyone who can think and act rationally in a one-on-one situation with a dangerous wild animal and come out of it alive.
 
A 'lad' and the lad culture is quite possibly the cringiest thing going atm. Bores me to death hearing people describe how much of a lad they think they are zzzzzz
 
A 'lad' and the lad culture is quite possibly the cringiest thing going atm. Bores me to death hearing people describe how much of a lad they think they are zzzzzz

Are you not a lad then, are you a geezer or just another snob like Scara
 
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