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Erik Edman
Have you lost 5 games in a row?
Are your fans so disillusioned with your club that 15000 are threatening to boycott the match?
Do you desperately need a performance and result to bring light to a thoroughly miserable season?
Is your Manager tactically way out of his depth?
Is your best player suspended meaning your chances of winning a game are even lower?
If you answered 'Yes' to any of these questions then there's only one team to call for an instant remedy.......It's Dr Tottenham to the rescue and it takes place at 1600 on Sunday afternoon at St James' Park.
This has the hallmarks of being a truly awful game of football being competed by the two lowest motivated teams currently in the Premier League; expect lots of turnovers of possession; defensive mistakes and unforced errors. The other option is to change channel and watch Tim Sherwood lead his side out in the FA Cup Semi-Final at Wembley.
Spurs Team News: Lloris, Walker and Vertonghen are all doubts again.
Saudi Sportswashing Machine Team News: Sissoko suspended but Colochini expected to be back.
Last time out: Spurs 4-0 Saudi Sportswashing Machine (Lge Cup QF - Dec 2014)
Bentaleb scored his first (and to date only) Spurs goal; second half strikes by Chadli, Kane and Soldado (!) gave Spurs a comfortable victory.
Last time at SJP: Saudi Sportswashing Machine 0-4 Spurs (PL - Feb 2014)
A rejuvinated Adebayor scored once in each half with Paulinho (!) and a beauty from Chadli securing an uncommon Spurs win in the North East.
Spurs PL record at Saudi Sportswashing Machine:
Poor. Last season was our first League win at SJP since a Timothy Atouba inspired win in August 2005. In total we have played 20, Won 4 Drawn 5 and Lost 11.
From the archives - Saudi Sportswashing Machine 0-1 Spurs August 1993
The opening day of the season with Saudi Sportswashing Machine, under Kevin Keegan, returning to the top flight of English football for the first time in 4 years. A partizan Saudi Sportswashing Machine crowd were silenced just before half time when Samways through ball found Sheringham who rounded Srnicek and rolled the ball into the empty net. Saudi Sportswashing Machine threw the proverbial kitchen sink at Spurs in the second half but Erik the Viking held his nerve with some stunning late saves to give Spurs the three points in Ossie Ardiles' first game as Spurs boss. There were Spurs debuts for Calderwood and Dozzell
Team: Thorstvedt, Austin, Mabbutt, Calderwood, Campbell, Dozzell, Sedgley, Howells, Samways, Sheringham, Durie. SUBS: Walker, Turner, Caskey
Are your fans so disillusioned with your club that 15000 are threatening to boycott the match?
Do you desperately need a performance and result to bring light to a thoroughly miserable season?
Is your Manager tactically way out of his depth?
Is your best player suspended meaning your chances of winning a game are even lower?
If you answered 'Yes' to any of these questions then there's only one team to call for an instant remedy.......It's Dr Tottenham to the rescue and it takes place at 1600 on Sunday afternoon at St James' Park.
This has the hallmarks of being a truly awful game of football being competed by the two lowest motivated teams currently in the Premier League; expect lots of turnovers of possession; defensive mistakes and unforced errors. The other option is to change channel and watch Tim Sherwood lead his side out in the FA Cup Semi-Final at Wembley.
Spurs Team News: Lloris, Walker and Vertonghen are all doubts again.
Saudi Sportswashing Machine Team News: Sissoko suspended but Colochini expected to be back.
Last time out: Spurs 4-0 Saudi Sportswashing Machine (Lge Cup QF - Dec 2014)
Bentaleb scored his first (and to date only) Spurs goal; second half strikes by Chadli, Kane and Soldado (!) gave Spurs a comfortable victory.
Last time at SJP: Saudi Sportswashing Machine 0-4 Spurs (PL - Feb 2014)
A rejuvinated Adebayor scored once in each half with Paulinho (!) and a beauty from Chadli securing an uncommon Spurs win in the North East.
Spurs PL record at Saudi Sportswashing Machine:
Poor. Last season was our first League win at SJP since a Timothy Atouba inspired win in August 2005. In total we have played 20, Won 4 Drawn 5 and Lost 11.
From the archives - Saudi Sportswashing Machine 0-1 Spurs August 1993
The opening day of the season with Saudi Sportswashing Machine, under Kevin Keegan, returning to the top flight of English football for the first time in 4 years. A partizan Saudi Sportswashing Machine crowd were silenced just before half time when Samways through ball found Sheringham who rounded Srnicek and rolled the ball into the empty net. Saudi Sportswashing Machine threw the proverbial kitchen sink at Spurs in the second half but Erik the Viking held his nerve with some stunning late saves to give Spurs the three points in Ossie Ardiles' first game as Spurs boss. There were Spurs debuts for Calderwood and Dozzell
Team: Thorstvedt, Austin, Mabbutt, Calderwood, Campbell, Dozzell, Sedgley, Howells, Samways, Sheringham, Durie. SUBS: Walker, Turner, Caskey
