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Premier League XI and Bench.

AberYid

Steven Caulker
I was bored out of my skull in work yesterday (I run a bar, it was empty save for three people), so, along with the few customers we had, I participated in a little football challenge I created.

Take the 19 Premier League clubs that aren't the team you support (presumably Spurs!) - create a starting eleven, a bench of 7 and a manager.

The rule is, you can only use one player/manager per club.

For example (not my actual squad)

Begovic (Stoke)
Ward (Palace) Terry (Chelsea) McAuley (West Brom) Enrique (Liverpool)
Walcott (Arsenal) Carrick (Man Utd) Noble (West Ham) Whittingham (Cardiff)
Bony (Swansea) Remy (Saudi Sportswashing Machine)
-----------
Bench: Westwood (Sunderland), Hangelaand (Fulham), Bacuna (Villa), Osman (Fulham), Huddlestone (Hull), Pilkington (Norwich), Osvaldo (Southampton)
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Manager: Pellegrini (Emirates Marketing Project)

If you're bored, it kills about twenty minutes - especially if you want to make a really really good side.

Enjoy.
 
That squad is terrible btw ...

You should start with the best player at each club and see where it overlaps, that squad misses way too many of the PL's best.
 
Ok, this is my quick version.

Manager Martinez

GK Begovic
LB Cole
CB Lovren
CB Bassong
RB Rangel
LM Silva
CM Carrick
CM Cabaye
RM Ozil
ST Benteke
ST Suarez

Subs

Jaaskelainen
Curtis Davies
Caulker
Bolasie
Amalfitano
Berbatov
Altidore

That took me less than ten minutes
 
That squad is terrible btw ...

You should start with the best player at each club and see where it overlaps, that squad misses way too many of the PL's best.

Oh I know that haha.

My actual squad was...

MARSHALL
Cardiff City

JOHNSON KOMPANY LOVREN BAINES
Liverpool Emirates Marketing Project Southampton Everton

BEN ARFA RAMSEY NOLAN HAZARD
Saudi Sportswashing Machine Arsenal West Ham Chelsea

VAN PERSIE BENTEKE​
Man Utd Aston Villa

Bench:
Ruddy (Norwich)
Berbatov (Fulham)
Huddlestone (Hull)
Morrison (West Brom)
Arnautovic (Stoke)
Jedinak (Palace)

Manager: Laudrup - (Swansea)
 
......................Begovic

Ivanovic...Collocini....Caulker...Baines

..................Schneiderlin

..........Özil.......Yaya....Suarez

...............Benteke...RVP

subs....Jaaskelinen, , Jedinak, Huddlestone, Sessegnon, Berbatov, Van Wolfswinkel, Fletcher

manager - Michael Laudrup
 
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-----------------------------Ruddy (Norwich)-----------------------------

--Clyne (Soton)---Shawcross (Stoke)----Kompany (Emirates Marketing Project)---Baines (Everton)

---------------Cabaye (Saudi Sportswashing Machine)---------Parker (Fulham)---------------

-------Morrison (West Ham)------Ozil (Arsenal)------Mata (Chelsea)-------

----------------------------Van Persie (Man Utd)-------------------------

Subs: Foster (WBA), Caulker (Cardiff), Figueroa (Hull), Jedinak (C.Palace), Coutinho (Liverpool), Benteke (A.Villa), Fletcher (Sunderland)

Manager: Laudrup (Swansea)
 
DE GEA
(Man Utd)

WARD -- KOMPANY -- BASSONG -- SHAW
(Palace) - (Emirates Marketing Project) - (Norwich) - (S'oton)

CABAYE - HUDDLESTONE
(Saudi Sportswashing Machine) - (Hull)

MATA - OZIL - SUAREZ
(Chelsea) - (Arsenal) - (Liverpool)

LUKAKU
(Everton)

--

SUBS:

GIACCHERINI
(Sunderland)

BEGOVIC
(Stoke)

CAULKER
(Cardiff)

MORRISON
(West Ham)

BERBATOV
(Fulham)

DELPH
(Aston Villa)

SESSEGNON
(West Brom)

DAVIES
(Swansea)
 
----------------Begovic-------------
----------------(Stoke)-------------

Ivanovic - Kompany - Williams - Baines
(Chelsea)--(Man C)--(Swansea)(Everton)

-------Cabaye - Gerrard - Llana-------
------(N.Castle)-(L.pool)-(soton)------

------------------Ozil----------------
---------------(Arsenal)--------------

----------Berbatov - Van Persie-------
----------(Fulham)---(Man Utd)-------

Benteke (Villa)
Ruddy (Norwich)
Fletcher (Sunderland)
Caulker (Cardiff)
Huddlestone (Hull)
Noble (Wet Spam)
Jedinak (C.Pallace)
Sinclair (West. Brom)
 
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--------------Begovic---------

Rafael------Distin-----Caulker-----Figueroa

------Ozil----Cabaye---Michu-------

--Mata------Suarez-----Silva---


Manager: Potchettino.
 
---------------- Begovic
-----------------(Stoke)
Clyne ----- Caulker ---- Kompany --- Baines
(Saints) ---(Cardiff) ---- (City) ----(Everton)
----------- Ramires ---- Cabaye
---------- (Chelsea) ----(Toon)
Suarez ---------- Rooney ---------- Ozil
(Pool) -----------(United) -------- (Goons)
---------------- Benteke
----------------- (Villa)

Bench
Speroni - Palace
Cuellar - Sunderland
Williams - Swansea
Huddlestone - Hull
Sessegnon - West Brom
Redmond - Nowrich
Berbatov - Fulham

Manager
Fat Sam - West Ham
 
DE GEA
(Man Utd)

WARD -- KOMPANY -- BASSONG -- SHAW
(Palace) - (Emirates Marketing Project) - (Norwich) - (S'oton)

CABAYE - HUDDLESTONE
(Saudi Sportswashing Machine) - (Hull)

MATA - OZIL - SUAREZ
(Chelsea) - (Arsenal) - (Liverpool)

LUKAKU
(Everton)

--

SUBS:

GIACCHERINI
(Sunderland)

BEGOVIC
(Stoke)

CAULKER
(Cardiff)

MORRISON
(West Ham)

BERBATOV
(Fulham)

DELPH
(Aston Villa)

SESSEGNON
(West Brom)

DAVIES
(Swansea)

You did it wrong ;)
You named 8 subs! Meant to be 7 + manager.
 

Begovic (Stoke)

Ivanovic (Chelsea) – Lovren (Southampton) - Kompany (Emirates Marketing Project) – Baines (Everton)

Medel (Cardiff) – Huddlestone (Hull)

Özil (Arsenal)

Ben Arfa (Saudi Sportswashing Machine) – Persie (Man Utd) – Suarez (Liverpool)

Jääskeläinen (West Ham)
Bassong (Norwich)
Riether (Fulham)
Jedinak (Crystal Palace)
Giaccherini (Sunderland)
Sessegnon (WBA)
Benteke (Aston Villa)

Manager: Laudrup (Swansea)​
 
Begovic (Stoke)
Rangel (Swansea) - Terry (Chelsea) - Winston Reid (West Ham) - Shaw (Saints)
Huddlestone (Hull) - Yaya Toure (Emirates Marketing Project)
Kagawa (Man Utd)
Suarez (L'Pool) - Berbatov (Fulham) - Cazorla (Arsenal)

Sub:

Ruddy - (Norwich)
Caulker - (Cardiff City)
Ki - ( Sunderland , does it count if he's on loan?)
Jedinak (C.Palace)
Ben Afra - (Saudi Sportswashing Machine)
Mirallas - (Everton)
Benteke - (Villa)

Manager - Clarke (WBA)
 
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