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OMT Mighty Spurs at Goodison

Man of the match

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lurker of old

Gus Poyet
Well then, seeing as how you lazy lot can't be bothered about an OMT, it's left to an old timer to curry favour with the OMT Gods and prepare the way for victory.
I have duly sacrificed a chicken, and the disposition of the entrails tells me that victory is within our grasp, providing you lot oblige with suitable photos of custard, badgers, badgers in custard etc
3-1 to the Mighty Spurs, the injured Dembele with a hat trick, Gilfi to score the inevitable consolation for the boys in blue.
 
This is a properly tough fixture, particularly given all the injuries which we have and with them going well. Because of that, you might ordinarily say that a draw would be a point gained however this season it feels that dropping any points against non top-6 teams is a bad result...
 
lurker of old said:
Well then, seeing as how you lazy lot can't be bothered about an OMT, it's left to an old timer to curry favour with the OMT Gods and prepare the way for victory.
I have duly sacrificed a chicken, and the disposition of the entrails tells me that victory is within our grasp, providing you lot oblige with suitable photos of custard, badgers, badgers in custard etc
3-1 to the Mighty Spurs, the injured Dembele with a hat trick, Gilfi to score the inevitable consolation for the boys in blue.
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Sacrificing chickens? Really? Abomination. What has Lily ever done to you?

Badgers in custard you say?


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It will take more than that but others will step up to the mark, I’m sure.
 
lurker of old said:
Well then, seeing as how you lazy lot can't be bothered about an OMT, it's left to an old timer to curry favour with the OMT Gods and prepare the way for victory.
I have duly sacrificed a chicken, and the disposition of the entrails tells me that victory is within our grasp, providing you lot oblige with suitable photos of custard, badgers, badgers in custard etc
3-1 to the Mighty Spurs, the injured Dembele with a hat trick, Gilfi to score the inevitable consolation for the boys in blue.
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May Goldblum have mercy on your soul
 
Lloris
Trippier, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Rose
Sissoko, Winks
Lamela, Eriksen, Son
Kane

Gazzaniga, Foyth, Davies, Skipp, Lucas, Dele, Llorente
 
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Some of it spilled over and became this thread.
 
Lloris
Trippier Davinson Alder Rose
Moura Dier Winks Lamela
Kane Llorente

Chalk on boots, two up top. Let’s show them how we did it in the 90s
 
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