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Neck problems

El Guepardo

El Guepardo

Rafael Van Der Vaart
How the fudge did Bert Trautmann complete an FA Cup Final with a broken neck?

I've fudged my neck up, think it might have been down to laying awkwardly in bed with the woman I'm dating last night. You know how it is, you want her to be comfortable so put up with a bit of discomfort and now....

I didn't realise how crap this could feel! I've taken paracetamols, used hot towel and still feel completely brick!! My eyes hurt, my head hurts and if there was a Dr open at this hour of the day, I'd have to go see if I could get seen.

Ouch!!
 
If its a trapped nerve then pain killers are the only thing really.

Have you tried masturbating to take your mind off it?
 
spurspinter1 said:
Did you just really want to tell us you were in bed with a girl last night? ;)
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Haha, was more me stating a moment that I know we can all relate to. Almost like when women sleep on your arm and you look at them like..'you are on my arm', but they are already asleep and then the conflict of interests suddenly exists! Do you wake them up or do you feel the pain?
 
stinkfoot said:
If its a trapped nerve then pain killers are the only thing really.

Have you tried masturbating to take your mind off it?
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I fractured my spine and damaged my neck in a car crash in 1980, I still have mobility problems with it to this day, I cannot say for sure that masturbating daily has taken my mind off it but after 33 years it has become part of my healthcare regime. I'll often carry out a digital prostate examination at the same time.
 
Had this myself a few weeks back mate. Woke up and was in a lot of pain. Couldn't turn my head to the right hardly at all. Lasted a week for me. Pain killers help but it'll just wear off like mine hopefully.
 
Sounds like wry neck, quite common but painful. I had neck problems for years and once had wry neck where I couldn't move my head for a week. The problems got worse and had crunching and grinding sounds when I moved my head that made me feel sick. GP was useless so went to a chiropractor. Turns out that when I was kicked in the head by a cow age 19 the neck joints were knocked out of place and were rubbing on the cartilidge. 2 sessions of back cracking and neck snapping and I was fine :)
 
Roy1983 said:
I'd like to hear the cow story in more depth if its not too much trouble :)
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:) Nothing exciting, I was working on a farm and we had a young heifer with an infected teat. We put her in the cattle crush and the vet came to remove the teat. Although the area was numbed she must have felt the vet working on her and kicked out. Unfortunately i was stood behind the crush and the rear door hadn't been closed. Nice blow to the head. Had a huge egg on my head but didn't feel anything wrong with my neck. I also got hit on the head by a metal door when a pig charged at it once :) As they say never work with children or animals.
 
Gordinho said:
I fractured my spine and damaged my neck in a car crash in 1980, I still have mobility problems with it to this day, I cannot say for sure that masturbating daily has taken my mind off it but after 33 years it has become part of my healthcare regime. I'll often carry out a digital prostate examination at the same time.
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And here was me thinking the cider was to blame :-"
 
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