just made a girl sream and run out of church yard.

[Danishfurniturelover]

Coming back from the pub i only popped in for a few. The is this girl sat on the bench and she spits out some cider from her can onto the floor infront of me.

I told her she was going to hell and the demons were going to come up from the ground like in the movie ghost and drag her down into hell. she says "noo leaveee me aloneee i aint done nothing i dont wanna go to hell" i tell her it is to late and i can hear the demons coming for her.

Then i walk out and double back on myself going round the back of the grave yard and i jump over wall i creep up behind her and put my black coat over my head and make ghost sounds. Thought it was pretty fudging funny myself but she gets up starts screamin and legs it. She was well tinkled, fudging kids can't handle the booze these days.

 

[Gordinho]

Coming back from the pub i only popped in for a few. The is this girl sat on the bench and she spits out some cider from her can onto the floor infront of me.

I told her she was going to hell and the demons were going to come up from the ground like in the movie ghost and drag her down into hell. she says "noo leaveee me aloneee i aint done nothing i dont wanna go to hell" i tell her it is to late and i can hear the demons coming for her.

Then i walk out and double back on myself going round the back of the grave yard and i jump over wall i creep up behind her and put my black coat over my head and make ghost sounds. Thought it was pretty fudging funny myself but she gets up starts screamin and legs it. She was well tinkled, fudging kids can't handle the booze these days.

Vintage Chich.

First thing went through my mind when I saw the thread title was a sort of Hammer Horror Transylvanian bodice ripper scenario, probably says a lot about my formative years.

 

[yiddo2786]

Chich are you trying to confess that you raped a girl in a graveyard?

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Chich are you trying to confess that you raped a girl in a graveyard?

nah not me guv

*struggle cuddle*, kiddy porn and cruelty to animals are my limits, everyone has to have a limit.

She was a right dumb taco she actually thought demons were coming up from hell to drag her down.

 

[DHSF]

fudgein perv - should be on the register

 

[GLENROYID]

You make me sick.

 

[Park Lane James]

When I saw the author of this thread and the title I feared the worst

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

When I saw the author of this thread and the title I feared the worst

I will make you feel the worst.

 

[spursman17]

Am I the only one who first ready the title as saying "just made a girl cream and run out of church yard."

Another thing, I knew this thread was started by Chich from just reading the title

 

[Roy1983]

Haha fudging quality!!