Howard Webb
Clive Wilson
listen. If you can explain to me WHY its only a game, I may not punch you in the flaps. Have you seen the size of Wembley? Or the size of Toure's wages? You cant even fit Lampards FACE under the Wembley arch its so massive and everywhere all the time. Its only a game WHEN you are playing it with kids and tacos in the park and the score includes blatant handballs and fouls to the extent that it may end in a fight and eye gouging*.
If this game is ever JUST a game, it wont be on TV and it wont matter when we get destroyed by a load of SECOND RATE, HALF PRICE departS with a stupid french taco picking them, and it wont be preceeded by at least 3 MONTHS of antipication and weeks of intense build up. If its only a game, why is Walcott allowed to play? Hasnt he got better things to do, like get a bloke to stick his hand up his arse and play SOOTY?? WELL?? YOU CANT ANSWER BECAUSE ITS ONLY A GAME. Sanga isnt even a real person! Hes like a mirage, so often missing, so often anonymous and yet he can SCORE AGAINST SPURS with the best goal he will ever score, because hes QUALITY. and Song? THE MAN IS A BLIND IDIOT. How can Modric look at himself in the mirror? is it because BALE has that MONOPOLY?
BASTARDS. sell them all and get Ekotto to pick the team, as its only a game and he wasnt exacly able to pass a ball yesterday, its only a game. We cant even offer him social housing for when hes THROWN OFF THE WEST STAND ROOF because SPURS and LEVY ARE NASTY CUSTOMERS NOW. But its only a game.
In summing up, fudge Luis Suarez.
That is all.
Next up, Man Utd.
End transmission.
*may not have happened
If this game is ever JUST a game, it wont be on TV and it wont matter when we get destroyed by a load of SECOND RATE, HALF PRICE departS with a stupid french taco picking them, and it wont be preceeded by at least 3 MONTHS of antipication and weeks of intense build up. If its only a game, why is Walcott allowed to play? Hasnt he got better things to do, like get a bloke to stick his hand up his arse and play SOOTY?? WELL?? YOU CANT ANSWER BECAUSE ITS ONLY A GAME. Sanga isnt even a real person! Hes like a mirage, so often missing, so often anonymous and yet he can SCORE AGAINST SPURS with the best goal he will ever score, because hes QUALITY. and Song? THE MAN IS A BLIND IDIOT. How can Modric look at himself in the mirror? is it because BALE has that MONOPOLY?
BASTARDS. sell them all and get Ekotto to pick the team, as its only a game and he wasnt exacly able to pass a ball yesterday, its only a game. We cant even offer him social housing for when hes THROWN OFF THE WEST STAND ROOF because SPURS and LEVY ARE NASTY CUSTOMERS NOW. But its only a game.
In summing up, fudge Luis Suarez.
That is all.
Next up, Man Utd.
End transmission.
*may not have happened
