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If our players were animals

Nigeyman

Nigeyman

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just a bit of light humour to distract from other goings on:

please note I am giving the players their animal equivalent going on looks....but please feel free to include playing style with an explanation.

so:

Loris : Owl

Danny Rose : Turtle

Kyle Walker : Meerkat/ or osterich im not sure

Vlad : Crow

Michael Dawson : Giraffe

Azza blud Lennon : otter

Jermaine Defoe : Rat

Roberto Soldado : eagle

Erik Lamela : Deer

Sandro : grizzly bear

Brad Friedel: Sloth

Ade : Koala bear

Moussa Dembele : Polar bear

thats my lot for now......been racking my brains with Aunty Pauline maybe a cobra ;)
 
Sandro - Honey Badger (fearless melon farmer)

Defoe - Chicken (headless)

Lamela - Kiwi (very rarely seen in the wild)

Townsend - Alpaca (all spit but no saliva)

Eriksen - Black Swan (theory; the new introduction that caused a rethink about the path towards 4-3-3)
 
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Tim Sherwood - Weasel

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"Two years ago I watched Carlton play for the reserves and I saw two animals in him - one was a rabbit and the other a lion. I want to see that lion come out in him more often" - Ranieri on Carlton Cole.

"He is my new little lion. And I like lions" - Ranieri on Hernan Crespo.

"He is like a shark, like Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink" - Ranieri on Mutu. But then...

"I once said Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is like a shark and Carlton Cole like a lion. Well, Adrian Mutu is another born predator. In fact, Mutu is like a snake"
 
Ha ha, you ledge Great post…although Lamela could also be a fox to my eye!



Nigeyman said:
just a bit of light humour to distract from other goings on:

please note I am giving the players their animal equivalent going on looks....but please feel free to include playing style with an explanation.

so:

Loris : Owl

Danny Rose : Turtle

Kyle Walker : Meerkat/ or osterich im not sure

Vlad : Crow

Michael Dawson : Giraffe

Azza blud Lennon : otter

Jermaine Defoe : Rat

Roberto Soldado : eagle

Erik Lamela : Deer

Sandro : grizzly bear

Brad Friedel: Sloth

Ade : Koala bear

Moussa Dembele : Polar bear

thats my lot for now......been racking my brains with Aunty Pauline maybe a cobra ;)
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Not so long ago a dying bluebottle was our player of the year.
At least now we are all higher animals. Progress.
 
chocolate labs the lot of em, loveable, run around a lot, but ultimately very stupid and just when you think they are trained accordingly they take another bite out of the wall and **** in the corner
 
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Nigeyman said:
just a bit of light humour to distract from other goings on:

please note I am giving the players their animal equivalent going on looks....but please feel free to include playing style with an explanation.

so:

Loris : Owl

Danny Rose : Turtle

Kyle Walker : Meerkat/ or osterich im not sure

Vlad : Crow

Michael Dawson : Giraffe

Azza blud Lennon : otter

Jermaine Defoe : Rat

Roberto Soldado : eagle

Erik Lamela : Deer

Sandro : grizzly bear

Brad Friedel: Sloth

Ade : Koala bear

Moussa Dembele : Polar bear

thats my lot for now......been racking my brains with Aunty Pauline maybe a cobra ;)
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no way, he is Koopa troopa from Mario Brothers!!
 
Daws: golden retriever - loves a long ball and loyal to the last (or may be that is just my sooky golden retriever!)
 
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