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I do not shop at iceland but maybe i should...

Danishfurniturelover

Danishfurniturelover

the prettiest spice girl
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-lamb-cheese-anti-theft-security-boxes.html

I have taken to stealing everytime i go in a supermarket now, not because i need to but to me it is a game. Like im in an episode of spooks or something, how i do it is i walk in and smile at the security guard or give them a wink, something to attract their attention. At the moment im just sstealing toothpaste i don't think i will have to buy toothpaste for years i have 16 packs in the bathroom.

I just get a buzz out of it. I usually stuff it down the back of my trousers while im walking down the bread aisle, it always seems busiest there.

PS. please none of you tell waitrose in chichester that a devilshly good looking man is nicking toothpaste im enjoying the thrill of it all. They will never catch me haha fudgers i rule.
 
Just don't push infront of anyone in the queue otherwise you may get a Fray Bentos up the side of your head
 
japenesegardenlover said:
PS. please none of you tell waitrose in chichester that a devilshly good looking man is nicking toothpaste im enjoying the thrill of it all. They will never catch me haha fudgers i rule.
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They probably know but are (rightly) wary of confronting a guy who sticks toothpaste up his arse in the bread aisle.
 
WV1YID80 said:
Just don't push infront of anyone in the queue otherwise you may get a Fray Bentos up the side of your head
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

On a serious note, would it not affect your ability to drive a cab or be a locksmith if you had a criminal record for theft. On the bright side, the magistrates might let you off because of your dazzling smile. ;)
 
GinolaGinolaGinola said:
is eating a bit of food whilst in the supermarket knowing that you will pay for it at the counter, stealing? I think so. just asking
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No, but eating a family sized trifle as you walk round the shop and putting the empty container back on the shelf before you get to the check out is. Apparently.
 
GinolaGinolaGinola said:
have you actually done this dude? if so, take a booooow. tikkkka booow
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No, but I know a man who did it regularly. His other favourite trick was to buy a joint of meat from the cabinet, eat it on Sunday (in the days when the shops still shut on Sundays) and then take the wrapper back on Monday saying that when he opened it the meat was rotten, he'd had to bin it and he wanted his money back, when challenged by a shop assistant that he'd done the same trick before he replied that they'd sold him rotten meat before, they'd pay up to get him out of the shop.

He's in nick know for fraud and drug offences. (Not actually related to his petty theft from Co-op locals).
 
Gordinho said:
No, but I know a man who did it regularly. His other favourite trick was to buy a joint of meat from the cabinet, eat it on Sunday (in the days when the shops still shut on Sundays) and then take the wrapper back on Monday saying that when he opened it the meat was rotten, he'd had to bin it and he wanted his money back, when challenged by a shop assistant that he'd done the same trick before he replied that they'd sold him rotten meat before, they'd pay up to get him out of the shop.

He's in nick know for fraud and drug offences. (Not actually related to his petty theft from Co-op locals).
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Ok that is proper pikey.
 
Likeable bloke but a trifle feckless.

His missus was even better, her theory was that if you're on the dole then you need life's essentials such as loo roll, tooth paste, tampons, etc. So accordingly they shouldn't have to come out of your dole money because they're essentials, you should be given them automatically when you sign on and still receive a Giro in the post. That conversation took place many years ago, do they still do Giros in the post?
 
I've stopped shopping at Iceland now. Full of chavs. Marks and Spencer's or wait rose for me now.
 
If you shop smart and go into the pikey shops like asda and iceland you can save a load on staple stuff like beans, toothpaste, tropicana - all the packaged stuff. We then buy all fresh stuff like meat, bread and veg from waitrose.
 
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