markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
Played at my 40th birthday party lastnight, what a legend !!!
Got a few Spurs references in his set..
Got a few Spurs references in his set..
He's doing a gig in a local pub in December is he worth going to see?
If that is you in the picture you have put on a **** load of weight marky, you used to be a skinny runt. Over the hill now son all down hill from now on.
Hope you had a good night but your taste in music is as gay as your dress sense. Nice that there fellow yids though.
If that is you in the picture you have put on a **** load of weight marky, you used to be a skinny runt.
Harsh, he looks very dashing. If I was a bummer I'd bum him right up.
Definitely don't look forty mate.. Kudos! What's the secret? Finger banging birds in toilets?
Im very lucky in the fact that I dont have much stress in my life if any, I love my job, have an amazing set of friends and the best family too, have no financial worries and I spend more time laughing and having fun then anything else, my mantra is your here for a good time not a longtime...
I suppose that disease you had where you poo out all the toxins was good for you skin as well.
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Does being a dingdong come natural to you or do you have to practise it a lot, your pretty good at it ???
I dont have a disease where I poo all my toxins out cheers
I suppose that disease you had where you poo out all the toxins was good for you skin as well.
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Does being a dingdong come natural to you or do you have to practise it a lot, your pretty good at it ???
I dont have a disease where I poo all my toxins out cheers
Calm down little lady, im sure you have said in the past that you had a disease that meant you did a lot of trips to the toilet a day. Touchy subject for you i guess. Im quite the liberal these days so all i want to do is cuddle you even with your disease, i am like the new pope in that i love all the worlds people including the diseased.
Was he expensive to hire Mark?
2k?
christ you could buy yourself a wife for that...
Yeah but then he'd have to put up with
\o/
Apparently Chas & Dave are touring together next year, I thought Dave'd retired after his wife died or something?