West Stand Upper.
A rant.
Back in May i went to the Birmingham game and this little brick and his incompetent father were sitting a row up from me. Throughout that game he mimed all of our songs in a stupid fudging voice, but i chose to ignore it seeing as we won.
When i booked today's tickets I did actually consider the fact that this child and his lapdog father may well be in the same section as me, but then i thought there was a very slim chance of them being at the game altogether.
How wrong was i. Not only were they at the game, but they were in my section, and to my luck, sitting next to me!! Not only did he hum throughout the WHOLE game, he asked stupid fudging questions such as: Is Van Der Vaart playing in goal today? Clearly pointing at carlo cudicini. He also mimed all of our songs in his stupid voice again, and he went to the toilet about 6 times...per half.
At half time he came back crying his eyes out because the line to get a burger was too long. And instead of saying "tough, sit down" dad saw fit to tell him they would go at the start of the second half, so convieniently around the 51st minute they got up to get their food, whilst that was happening Luka Modric was released to take a shot, WHICH I fudging MISSED BECAUSE THEY STOOD THERE BLOCKING MY VIEW.
I wont be sitting in the west stand anymore, i think i will go somewhere clam free.
So, if you were sitting in West Upper, row 4 seats 203 and 204, you are a clam, and your son is a clam.
Rant over.