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  1. Roland Beurre

    Xavi Simons

    I think the fear of some psychopath slicing through your tendons from behind probably affects the average pro's ability to control a lofted ball. A good first touch is a wonderful thing, though. I was always impressed with Aaron Lennon's ability to tame a ball quickly.
  2. Roland Beurre

    Roberto De Zerbi *OFFICIAL*

    How about describing the football as "dirgid"?
  3. Roland Beurre

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Kings Road WAN KERS - Sat, 5.30pm, Stamford S**thole***

    Indeed, although there is a school of thought* that old Shakey was very good at picking up on good phrases that were in common parlance and slotting them into his plays. Personally, I can imagine he borrowed the odd phrase in this way - terms such as "wild goose chase", perhaps - but he came up...
  4. Roland Beurre

    ***TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR vs Palace OMT***

    No woman. No cry. 2-0 and Deki to still somehow get a hat-trick.
  5. Roland Beurre

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Kings Road WAN KERS - Sat, 5.30pm, Stamford S**thole***

    Yup, good point, and I did think about the role of technology, but not very deeply. I got as far as concluding that, even with technology, we still end up with mistakes or disputed decisions, so what's the diff? Feel free to pick flaws in that line of reasoning as well :). I'm not a deep thinker...
  6. Roland Beurre

    Roberto De Zerbi *OFFICIAL*

    Surely you have to listen to a dirge, not watch it? :)
  7. Roland Beurre

    Roberto De Zerbi *OFFICIAL*

    That is very porcinist of you.
  8. Roland Beurre

    Conor Gallagher

    He's the new John Pratt. :)
  9. Roland Beurre

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Kings Road WAN KERS - Sat, 5.30pm, Stamford S**thole***

    The players would have high ground if they themselves never made mistakes, yet we all see them make basic errors every game; the man of the match in the Chelsea-Spurs game made a couple of real howlers, for instance. Rugby players seem to accept the premise that the ref is right, even when he...
  10. Roland Beurre

    Mohammed Kudus

    GHod, I hate autotune.
  11. Roland Beurre

    Mathys Tel

    For those who don't get the quip, we get the word "denim" from "serge de Nîmes" (serge from Nimes). That was some serge.
  12. Roland Beurre

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Kings Road WAN KERS - Sat, 5.30pm, Stamford S**thole***

    It's a lot more comfortable watching it when you already know the result ... Even so, I did not find it massively exciting, and I speak as one who puts defeating Chelsea only slightly below getting a J Arthur from Joanne Whalley in a nurse's uniform on his list of top fantasies. To use a less...
  13. Roland Beurre

    Mateus Fernandes Official

    Nine times out of 10, Fernandes would have "won" a free-kick from diving like that, but the ref clearly took into account that Fernandes was trapped in the corner and looking to win a foul. I am happy for refs to make this judgement call. Players often tumble to signal to the ref that contact...
  14. Roland Beurre

    Parking in tesco enfield

    We'll all be giving thanks when this thread dies out.
  15. Roland Beurre

    So, what happened today?

    This morning I was moaning to the trouble* that playing heavyweight board games with people far more intelligent than me was doing no good for my self-confidence. My regular board gaming opponents are both called Adam; one studied mathematics at Cambridge and the other astro-physics at...
  16. Roland Beurre

    Parking in tesco enfield

    Can we move this to the "classic threads" section? :)
  17. Roland Beurre

    Richarlison

    He wants to get a loan.
  18. Roland Beurre

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Manchester United ***

    Not really, given our injury record.
  19. Roland Beurre

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur FC vs Manchester United ***

    I think Solanke is better than Andy Booth (even though I think Booth is a bit maligned, as his primary strength was his heading ability), but I doubt he will ever be a prolific goalscorer. People have accused him of hiding behind defenders, and I saw a bit of that yesterday; let's hope his...
  20. Roland Beurre

    Roberto De Zerbi *OFFICIAL*

    Corporal Jones was "Don't panic!"
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