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  1. thfcsteff

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    Unbelievable. Has it come to THIS? How can we complain about ANYTHING if we ourselves cannot step up and do a proper OMT rather than sabotaging some geezer's efforts to move his two tickets on for tonight's game (at an admittedly great deal - nice gesture!)...but seriously! OK, nothing much...
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    What would YOUR priority signing be in the Jan transfer window?

    For me, the most imperative signing beyond all, is another left-footed LB/CB. When Destiny is on the pitch, it offers so much more for the likes of Odobert and Xavi. Balance is everything, and the fact we only have one fit LB is a travesty. Ben Davies can obviously do the job, but given his...
  3. thfcsteff

    We were warned back in 2006

    I am sure we've all seen it, but with each passing year it's flabbergasting presience becomes ever-sharper...here's the opening few minutes to remind you. It really is as sure a portrait of 2025 as I have seen. In fact, I wonder if some have modeled their lives on it...
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    ***Tottenham Hotspur vs Chelsea***, Premier League, Nov 1st 2025 at White Hart Lane

    No smart arse comments about stadium name in the title thread. I have got this one right. We NEED to rebuild the fortress and we NEED to remember when we thumped every bastard who dared step onto our N17 pitch that final season, including these small club in Fulham West London scumbags. The very...
  5. thfcsteff

    VIZ comic

    I have arrived at the conclusion that VIZ comic has influenced my vocabulary far more than I thought possible over the decades. From the likes of Rude Kid ("p iss up a rope fu ck stick") to the much missed Paul Whicker Tall Vicar, to Roger Mellie to Johnny Fartpants, I continue to find small...
  6. thfcsteff

    FFS...it's happening again!!!

    ...I never learn. I never fudging learn! Between Richy's beautiful finish, between Bergy's glorious outside of the boot switch pass, between Brennan's classy goal, between Frank's enthusiasm and organisation, between the (seemingly) incoming Eze, between the masterful Maradonaesque gravity of...
  7. thfcsteff

    Berba, Modric, Rafa, Bale, Kane, Sonny...?

    This club has -to my memory- always had a marquee player. A name. A talent. Even in the dark days of GGG, there was Daveed... It is fair to say that only one manager had a side without one yet developed a few very quickly - Poch - and some that was already bedded in with regards to Kane and his...
  8. thfcsteff

    The 'If You Still Need to Purge Yourself Of Ange' Thread

    I've started this because I am getting tired of seeing threads such as ENIC and Thomas Frank get derailed by more of the same fudging Postecoglu talk we've had to wade through together for months now. So please, if you either want to remind us how brick you think he was, or retort that he won us...
  9. thfcsteff

    Donna Cullen gone...first of the changes?

    https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/june/donna-maria-cullen-executive-director-steps-down-from-the-club-s-board/?mobilev2=true Big news. The pathway to Levy's ear for Vinkateshum just became a lot easier...
  10. thfcsteff

    AUDERE EST FACERE - NOW MORE THAN EVER

    If ever there was a time to believe, to see the light, to see the positivity, to see the unity, to understand how 'together' this group is, to believe, to check assumptions, to check fears, and to see this as the start of another Tottenham Hotspur that both entertains AND knows how to get the...
  11. thfcsteff

    Tottenham Hotspur 2025 Europa League Winners !!!!!!!

    This is it. One match. 90 minutes give or take. 90 minutes between us and flipping the entire fu-cking paradigm of this 2024/25 season on it's silly little head. If you don't feel it in yer waters, then go to the Doctor's NOW muthafukka! Because we have arrived at the most deliciously glorious...
  12. thfcsteff

    *** OMT Tottenham v Aston Villa - Friday 16th May ***

    Perfunctory endeavour, however just like the club have to show up, so must this OMT. If anyone -and I mean anyone- on this forum says this match means anything to them beyond a) getting it done without injuries and b) putting minutes into legs where necessary, then they are either a liar or a...
  13. thfcsteff

    ***OMT*** Tottenham Hotspur v Bodø/Glimt*** Europa League Semi-Final Second-Leg Thursday May 8th, KO 8pm

    Ta-daaaaaaa! This season has had twists, turns, and a lot of farts which should not have been trusted. Yet here we are. On the cusp of a European Final for the first time since 2019. Which was the first time since 1984. Which was the first time...you get it. These things don't happen very often...
  14. thfcsteff

    ***OMT*** Tottenham Hotspur v LiVARpool - Sunday April 27th 4.30pm

    Jesus, there I was TRYING to save some gunpowder for the NEXT match-thread and NONE of you miserable bastards stepped in! Which tells us everything. You don't GAF. Most people of N17 persuasion don't GAF, because we're all stuck on Thursday (despiute the fact SUNDAY COMES BEFORE THURSDAY AND WE...
  15. thfcsteff

    ***OMT*** Tottenham...Thursday Night In Frankfurt

    Listen. We've lost I don't know how many fudging games with 'the right OMT' in place complete with all the commas and 'proper' placements and Jeff fudging Goldblums and custards and Tom fudging Joneses. It's got us NOWHERE! So if ever you needed proof that being GUNG-HO might actually be the...
  16. thfcsteff

    Be Entertained! Your Personal Best-Ever Tottenham Entertainers Squad

    I realize that one of the things which is increasingly getting lost in modern football is semi-reckless, eye-gorgeous entertainment. These days, the game demands players who can play a couple of positions at elite levels, can attack and defend, have a prodgious workrate and understand the...
  17. thfcsteff

    The Tragic Regression of British Children

    This story absolutely startled me. I am nearly speechless. More and more I realise the film Idiocracy was a docudrama warning. Read and either weep or just be angry about the projected state of things.
  18. thfcsteff

    US AGAINST THE WORLD COYS

    @Lemonade Money is right! Let's cease bickering about everything, let's instead just accept the world and football godz hate us right now and the only way out of both that and our own stewing misery is to scream F U C K O F F EVERYONE and enthusiastically throw positive anger at anyone who dares...
  19. thfcsteff

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR v nottingham forest***

    Boxing Day, 3pm The bricky Ground Nottingham (Brian!) As already mentioned above, this is taking place at the bricky Ground in Not-tingham...all fit personnel are requested. Got a jersey? Then fudging SHOW UP AND PLAY FOR THE BADGE YOU MELT!...this geezer might even get a proper run-out...
  20. thfcsteff

    Our Dream Team from the 2000s

    I am of that vintage who saw the 80s cups/UEFA Cup/Glenn, Ossie, Archie, Crooksie, etc...they always get in our all-times. But I was thinking about how many incredible players we have had since 2000, just sadly not all at the same time. Thus I thought I'd try and do a starting 11 and 9 subs...
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