I was thinking, given the lack of creativity, we could go with something like:
Kinsky
Spence, Super Kev, VdV, Udogie / Souza
Bentancur, Bissouma
Porro, Bergvall, Richy
RKM
With the idea of Porro supplying bullets for Richy and RKM to … fire blanks!
Not sure how else we’re going to score other...